13 Ways Guys Learn How To Masturbate
13 Ways?? Yes. I know what you’re thinking. That seems like a lot of different ways to learn a pretty instinctual thing. It’s kind of like how hard do you need to teach a bird to fly or a fish to swim?? And, yes, for many of us masturbation just….happens. The call of the wild is raging inside and somehow our hand just goes there and somehow, well, things work out. But for many of us, our masturbation career starts out differently. We may actively seek out instructions, or we may see others doing it and want to get in on that action for ourselves.
So here are 13 different ways guys find out not just about masturbation, but how to actually go about doing it. See if one of these scenarios fits with your experience…or maybe you’ve got a number 14 to share…
1. IT JUST CAME NATURALLY – Nobody taught me anything. I just did it one day for some reason. Figured things out on my own.
2. MY BROTHER SHOWED ME – My older brother taught me how to do it via a live demonstration.
3. MY BROTHER TALKED ME THROUGH IT – My older brother taught me, but it was just verbal instruction.
4. MY FRIEND SHOWED ME – One of my buddies taught me how to do it via a live demo, possibly with hands on instruction.
5. MY FRIEND TALKED ME THROUGH IT – My buddy told me how to do it, but the instructions were verbal only.
6. I LEARNED FROM A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO WERE DOING IT – A group of us guys were hanging out, maybe it was a sleepover, somebody started doing it. Maybe a couple other guys joined in. I observed the action and learned the ropes.
7. MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT IT – My buddies were talking about “jacking off” and “masturbating” so I put two and two together and gave it a try.
8. I PICKED IT UP FROM PORN – I was watching some porno and copied what I saw.
9. I LEARNED ABOUT IT IN HEALTH CLASS – We were taught about it in school, and I went home and tried it out for the first time.
10. I READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK – I found this one sex education book and read up on masturbation, then gave it a try for myself.
11. I WAS SPYING ON MY BROTHER – He didn’t know I saw, but I spied on my older brother doing it and that’s all the instruction I needed.
12. I SPIED ON MY BUDDY – I covertly witnessed one of my friends doing it and that gave me the info to give it a shot myself.
13. I GOT THE DETAILS DURING MY BIG SEX TALK – My dad (or someone else) pretty much covered it in our big talk about the Birds and the Bees.
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“The call of the wild” was raging inside me and showing itself with raging boners. Having my first wet dream let me in on the secret of what I was feeling. My bunkmates in prep school talked about “jacking off” and “starching the sheets” before going to sleep. Once I figured out what to do about my constant horniness I was hooked. Dried cum on the stalls in the bathroom was evidence that we were all enjoying wanks around the campus.
August 20, 2011 at 9:10 AM
me and my mate at school after football would go for a shower we were both 16 and see each other naken in the shower we both got horny and jack off
September 1, 2011 at 4:25 PM
do you still jack off with your friends
January 22, 2012 at 5:31 PM
last night on top of the bed while watching this film with naken woman i got very horny itook down my jeans and started to stroke my cock until i cummed am over my chest
September 6, 2011 at 5:31 AM
I actually had my first orgasm through the use of an orbital sander. I was working on a wooden boat and had it wedged against my crotch. It was quite a relief a few days later to figure out I could replicate the thrill with a soapy hand. At first I thought I’d discovered a secret unknown to the rest of the world. Later on, when I wised up, I still thought I was more pure of heart or uncorrupted. Those who were joking about it or had to be taught were going to mess it up somehow. I’d be okay with it until I grew out of it. Yeah, not that easy. You’ll have to click on my username for the details.
November 22, 2011 at 7:35 AM
when i first masturbated i didn’t even know what i was doing. i never heard of masturbation. none of my friends or family spoke about it. i didn’t see it on TV. i just touched myself, and noticed how it felt pleasurable, and right. then i thought of a pussy and made my hand cylinder shape and jacked off without realizing what i was really doing. the first few times nothing came out. when i ejaculated for the first time that was scary, and when a few months later there was nothing coming out, i thought i had emptied my balls, and that i would never cum again….then i started to watch softcore porn!
February 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM
When I was 13, I used to share a room with my brother. For some reason, I was sleeping on the floor that night. What I didn’t know is that it would work to my advantage. I just started rubbing my chest and stomach because it was really hot in the room. My cock started getting harder than it had ever been and I got small shivers on my back. I took my shirt off and my boxers as well, while still under the blanket. I started stroking and stroking faster and faster. When I finally came, I stayed in awe for about half and hour. After that, I fell asleep. It is still fresh in my head almost 10 years later.
February 15, 2012 at 7:04 PM
I had exactly the same experience, I never got that feeling in the back again (shivers) like small electrical pulses it was magical! I was in awe for an hour and wondered if this was a bad thing well now after 40 years I know better.
March 2, 2012 at 9:17 AM
My brother was fast asleep by the way and on the bed away from me. I’ve NEVER showed him anything or done or talked about it in front of him. It just feels wierd.
February 15, 2012 at 7:05 PM
I learned because I accidentally walked in on my dad when he was masturbating. I was 10, and had NO IDEA what the hell he was doing.
February 23, 2012 at 1:27 AM
Accidentally. I was about 12 years old, I was on my bed, lying on my stomach and I arched my back, curled my legs up and tried ti grab my ankles with my hands when suddenly I got an erection and shot a load in my pants. I had no idea what just happened but did it again later that day.
February 25, 2012 at 5:42 PM
i learned it at age 8 by mistake. i was on youtube(when they still had porn on it.). i searched how to have sex.(i knew just wanted to see it) i accidentally saw gay porn and the guy that was on the sofa with open legs was jerking. i still wasnt masturbating. (cus i thought it was gay) at age 11 a boy on my bus had a psp and was watching porn on it.(he was same age as me) so i watched it a few times under 5. i still didnt masterbate until a few months later i was humping my pillow with my dick out then i put my hand on it and rubed away. heres a tip. put a clean sock on it. feels awesome.
March 11, 2012 at 10:50 PM
I was at a sleep over and the guys were watching porn on a cell phone, and the one guy said “look! shes wanking him’…so i went home and tried it….
March 14, 2012 at 4:39 AM
my bro taught me
March 27, 2012 at 4:47 PM
I learned to jack off by a combination of accident and a friend. My friend & I were lying in a sunflower field in Kansas taking one evening about dark. He pulled his pants down and started “playing with himself.” I followed suit. It seemed fun and a secret thing to get away with; and I had a hard-on. Stroking my penis felt good; but I had no idea what I was doing. When I started to cum, I felt that tickle where my ovaries would have been had I been a girl. I stopped and mentioned this to my friend. He said, “That’s normal. Keep going.” I resumed; and I’ve been jacking off ever since, even when dating and married. I imagine I averaged two time a day for my teen years. That first time, I didn’t ejaculate. I did the next time and from then on. Over my lifetime (I’m 71) I probably averaged three times a week. Enjoy it while you’re young enough. I now have difficulty getting an erection and ejaculating. When I do, it’s still great.
April 13, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Yes nearing 69 I still enjoy it myself. Wife not able to contribute anymore and has said you you can use your hand if u need to. I a little soft but no trouble ejaculating. Wonderful feelings still!!!!
April 13, 2012 at 11:23 PM