Biggest Celebrity Penises — UPDATED 9/29/11
Here’s an article we’ve posted in the past, re-edited and updated with new polls. Enjoy!
To be honest, I’m really not one for celebrity gossip. At all. But having said that, I’ll make a small exception here. These rumors seem pretty legit and don’t really hurt anyone I guess, so for your entertainment, I will pass this along. Here are 5 guys (in no particular order) who are reportedly among the biggest swingers in Hollywood…
1. Daniel Craig — The latest James Bond apparently is packing closer to a 009 than a 007. Reserved and proper co-star Dame Judy Dench even proclaimed, “It’s an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How uncouth of me!”
2. Mark Wahlberg — Marky Mark reportedly beat out Leonardo DiCaprio for the Dirk Diggler role in Boogie Nights after proving that “he had an inch on Leonardo.”
3. David Beckham — His wife is on record as saying, “He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert,” (Referring to Giorgio Armani’s recent ad campaign, where he’s wearing only a small pair of tighty whities) “It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
4. Jared Let0 — Adult film star Corina Taylor, who apparently had a “personal encounter” with Leto, claimed publicly that Jared had “the most [she] ever had to work with…he has a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”
5. Brandon Routh — Film’s latest Superman apparently is all that. It’s reported the film’s effects department had to use digital technology to downplay his superhero-sized package.
What do you think? Are they truly among Hollywood’s penile elite? Or is this all just casual rumor? Is there somebody you think should be on the list that’s missing?
UPDATE 9/29 — WHO ELSE SHOULD BE ON THE LIST? YOUR ANSWERS SO FAR…
– Channing Tatum (3)
– Jake Gyllenhaal
– Taylor Lautner (5)
– Jesse Eisenberg
– Tommy Lee
– Johnny Depp
– Nick Jonas (2)
– Alex Pettyfer
– Robert Pattinson
– Colin Farrell
– Zac Efron
– Joe Jonas
– Shia LaBeouf
– Hugh Jackman
– David Henrie
I think we need real pics so we can make an informed choice!!!!! Or at least links to where we can find them!! BTW, how does Dame Judy Dench know how big Daniel Craig is, is there a frontal nude scene in the movie?
October 12, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Unfortunately those pics are not in my possession haha…who knows if any even exist. And who knows what goes on on the set of movies or in the trailers or after work?
October 12, 2011 at 2:22 PM
should provide some picture…
December 21, 2011 at 5:30 AM
Chris Brown and Jamie Foxx’s cocks are quite big, there are leaked pics around the web lol
January 6, 2012 at 6:43 AM
John “Bo Duke” Schneider from “Dukes of Hazzard” and “Smallville” tv series, is rumored to have a big one, and the same for Tom “Luke Duke” Wopat also from “Dukes of Hazzard” as well.
April 27, 2012 at 3:24 PM