LET’S TRY THIS AGAIN — The Definitive, Be All, End All Boner Size Survey (One more time)
A little while ago I posted an article called “The Definitive, Be All, End All Boner Size Survey”. In it there were several polls that asked you to indicate your boner length, girth and width by age along with some other details about your junk. Wellllll…….gotta say, that for the first time, those surveys just didn’t work out too well. People seem to be confused by the answering process. Although I got tons of answers, they were all over the place, incomplete, not always by age, etc. There also seemed to be quite a lot of well “exaggerating”. I got quite a lot of answers like 15 inches and 12 inches…many more than would be statistically possible lol. Or else readers of the blog just might be more hung than the general population, I dunno. The other problem was that the way the polls are designed, readers can’t view the results of answers posted in the OTHER category…which were more of the answers. All in all it became a tabulation/reporting nightmare that probably wasn’t even going to be very accurate. People were waiting for a report on the results and it just got to be way too complicated, and probably not accurate no matter what.
Sooooo……..what I thought I’d do is DO THE SURVEY AGAIN AND KEEP IT SIMPLE! The polls below ask you some of the same information, but should be much easier to fill out. Readers will also be able to check on results as things go along. So apologies to all, but I think the best thing to do is just try this again and make it easier for everyone. Sound good? Thanks in advance for your understanding. So here are some clarifications and definitions for the polls…
BONER LENGTH – This is the measurement of your size along the TOP SIDE of your boner from the base (where your bush is) to the tip of your head. DO NOT measure along the side, underneath, from under your balls or anything, just on the top side. Round off to the nearest quarter inch.
BONER GIRTH – This is the measurement of your circumference or the distance AROUND the middle of your boner. It’s kind of like you were standing in front of a tree and ran around the tree in a circle. Round off to the nearest quarter inch.
BONER WIDTH – This is the measurement from one side of your boner to the other side. NOT the bast to the tip, but from the LEFT side to the RIGHT side, across the middle. Round off to the nearest quarter inch.
BONER CURVE – This isn’t a measurement, just an answer….in general, does your boner bend or curve at all. NOT where it points, but rather, as you go from base to tip does it curve/bend to the right, to the left, upwards, downwards, some combination of the previous, or no curve at all and is just pretty much straight?
Okay, let’s try this again. And please, remember, BE HONEST. If you exaggerate or lie it just messes the results up for everyone. THANKS EVERYONE!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING — Who Are YOU Thankful For? UPDATE 5
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I’m on my way to the relative’s house to do the turkey thing, but I wanted to leave you with some thoughts while I was gone.
So on this day devoted to gratitude, is there anyone in particular on your mind? Think about it. Does anyone come to mind that meets the following qualifications in your life?
– A person who, over the past year, has contributed to my personal growth, my journey towards manhood, my overall spiritual condition?
– A person who has been there for me when I’ve needed someone to talk to, had trouble figuring out something personal, or had some very private situations in my life that I’ve need to talk about?
– A person that I’ve been able to trust, that respects my confidence, that I can pretty much tell anything to?
– A person that is in a lot of ways a role model in terms of how they handle life and it’s challenges? A person who you may not always agree with, but who is always there for you. Possibly someone outside your normal close circle of friends that you can go to?
If there’s a person like that that you are grateful for this year, here’s your change to recognize them…anonymously if you’d like. In the polls below just use the OTHER selection to list the individual that is on your mind. You can put their whole name, just their first name, how you know them (my uncle, my teacher, etc.) whatever you are comfortable with. You can also use the comments to tell us a little bit more about the person you’ve chose if you’d like. Personally I think it’s important for guys to have someone like this in your life. It’s cool if you don’t, not everyone does, but it can be a valuable thing. Maybe telling us about your Person of Choice will help others find one for themselves.
On a second note, I just wanted to say how thankful I am for all of you out there. The blog has been growing steadily and I hope it’s been of value to at least some of you at one time or another. I truly appreciate all your support and kind wishes. Love to all! And keep coming back for more. Be good. Be safe. Be you.
UPDATES 1, 2, 3: WHO YOU’RE THANKFUL FOR: MY BOYFRIEND, CHRIS FARRAGHER, AARON, AUSTIN…ADAM, JAN, RYAN, JOHAN, JOSHUA…ALEX, NICHOLAS GRANT, LUCAS STEER, JESUS, BRANDON, DORA, BRAD, SANDI, MY BEST FRIEND JULIEN, SAM, JACO, UNCLE, SAMMIE, GUCHIE
UPDATE 4: COREY (MY BOYFRIEND), FABIAN, SAMMY, ADAM, DEAN, BRADFORD, MATTHEW BRENT, BOYFRIEND, CHRIS, SIMON, DANIKA, SHAUN, ALLEGRA, MICHAEL, D, MOM, TAMELA, ERIK CAVAZO
UPDATE 5: COLTON, WILLIAM, BROOKS, TRAVIS, JOEL
Manscaping – How Much/How Little Do You Do?
Continuing our look at body hair modification…otherwise known as manscaping…let’s extend our focus to the rest of the body beyond the balls. In the previous post we talked about trimming and shaving the hair in your pubic/groin region, but what about the rest of your body hair.
It’s funny. Guys usually have very different feelings about their body hair. Many guys never give it a second thought. It’s just there or not. Other guys are anxious to develop body hair and think a certain amount of chest hair is a sign of manliness. Others watch the years go by and more and more hair show up and wish they weren’t so furry looking. Some guys never do anything about their body, other guys do a little trimming here and there, and still others are dedicated to a fighting the body hair battle for the rest of their lives. What’s your view? Do you trim a bit? Shave a lot? Don’t even care? Let us know…
CrotchScaping — How To Manscape Your Balls
Been thinking about cleaning up the underbrush down there? Wondering if you might like being a little more trimmed up and cleaned up than all fuzzy and furry on the man parts? It kind of seems like a really big step to take, but tons and tons of guys have taken the plunge and continually manscape their junk on a regular basis. It’s really is pretty much the same as shaving your face, just…lower.
Bringing a razor up close and personal to your genitals may sound scary but all it really takes is the same steady hand you use to avoid carving your face up. You can handle that, so not to worry. The challenge with the genital region is it’s a little harder to see exactly all the angles you’re trying to shave , and, there are tons of curves, contours, and changeable landscapes to navigate. But, not to worry, here are some guidelines for all of you first time mowers:
1. THE TOOLS. For your first time you’re going to need (ideally) an electirc razor, hair scissors, a razor with a fresh new razorblade, and some non mentholated shaving cream.
2. DECIDE WHERE YOU’RE HEADING. Before you begin, it’s a good idea to know where you’re intending to end up. Are you looking to do just a trim job with no shaving? Do you want to shave the whole region bare with no hair left at all? Do you want to shave your balls and just trim down your bush? Do you want to shape the bush in some fashion. It’s all up to you, but have a game plan in mind before you begin so you end up with the results you’re looking for.
3. TRIM IT DOWN. Trim your hair down first before you shave. Use the electric razor and scissors to chop down as much as possible. This is going to make first time shaving a whole lot easier. You can’t really drag a razor very successfully through full length hair without snagging and clogging. So chop down the growth to a manageable shaving length.
4. WET IT DOWN. Now, just like with your face, get everything all wet and softened. Shaving always works best when the area it moistened and soft. I would recommend jumping in the shower. It’s easy to get all steamed up and manage the clean up.
5. LATHER IT UP. Spread shaving cream over the target area. I would recommend using shaving cream that is fragrance free, for sensitive skin, etc. Avoid mentholated and scented creams as these may lead to irritation and itching in this sensitive area.
6. SHAVE IT OFF. Now commence shaving. Use light, short, downward strokes going with the direction of your hair growth. Rinse the blade often and try and keep it as clean as possible. Although I’m sure you could pull it off, my advice would be NOT to use an electric razor for routine shaving. It’s too easy to snag your ball sack in an electric razor and although not fatal, it’s certainly not fun. I’d go with a normal, multi-blade razor. The more blades the merrier but, in my opinion, the more blades you have the less precision cutting you experience. My choice for this area is a 2 or 3 blade.
7. MANAGE THE SURFACE YOU’RE SHAVING. It goes without saying that there are a lot of strange angles and rolling surfaces to deal with. Don’t worry, with practice you’ll get the hang of it with no problem. Just try and keep the surface as taut and level as possible. You can do this by pulling your penis up or to the side or pushing your scrotum to one side or another. (Sounds like fun!). When shaving around the bottom of the penis itself, it’s always easier to shave downward towards the base. In my mind it is much much much easier to shave your scrotum when it is tightened up vs. loose and hanging. When it’s tight it presents one round ball to navigate. When it’s hanging it’s a roller coaster of sensitive hard to manage surfaces. It can be a little tricky to walk that line between hot steamy shower and scrunched up balls, but you’ll get the hang of it.
8. SHAVING THE CHOAD. If you decide to shave the choad area (that sensitive region between your balls and your anus) you’re pretty much gonna have to shave blind. It’s pretty tough if not impossible to see where you are going. You could rig something up with mirrors, but I just use the fingers of my free hand to guide the action of my razor hand. Be careful of that line of raised skin that runs from your ball sack to your anus. Personally I start on the left side at the top of the choad and shave with slow easy strokes from the outside in to the center, stopping at that raised ridge. Just repeat this action and work your way down as far as you want to go. When you’re done with the left side, go up to the top of the right side and repeat the process.
9. RINSE COMPLETELY.
10. PAT DRY. Be gentle. No need to rough up the work you’ve done. Your skin is going to be tender this first time out.
11. LUBRICATE? You might want to use a hypoallergenic lotion of some sort to moisten the area your first few times out to increase comfort and decrease the possibility of itchiness and redness. As with shaving your face, the area will toughen up the more it gets used to shaving.
And that’s pretty much it! I wrestled with taking the plunge my first time out. It seemed like a big big change to alter the look and feel of my ween region. But, once I did I had no regrets and have been manscaping down there ever since. I’ve experimented from time to time with different styles, but no matter what I really enjoy the clean way it feels and the sexy way it looks. Besides, if for some reason I grow tired of having smooth balls…the hair will always grow back.
POLL RESULTS — What’s Your Most Exotic Masturbation Location? UPDATE 12.03.11
Recently we published a couple different polls that took a look at our more adventurous masturbation locations. Hey it’s not always about rubbing one out in the routine comfort of your own bed in your own bedroom in your own house. Many guys seek out more exotic locations now and then to experience a little self pleasuring — a public bathroom, a shopping mall, the car or maybe even an airplane, a rooftop, or a national monument. Some guys seek out these places for a little extra thrill, some just get caught with an incurable case of the hornies and can’t wait until they get back to their own bedroom, and some guys even have bets going with their freinds to see who can score a session in the most unusual place. No matter the reason, it’s safe to safe that not all a guy’s jacking goes on at home. Here are the results of our surveys and some of the answers you provided to the question, WHAT IS YOUR MOST BRAG-WORTHY, UNUSUAL, OUTSIDE THE BOX, EXOTIC PLACE YOU’VE MASTURBATED…
BEACH SHOWERS, NURSES OFFICE COT AT SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STADIUM PRESS BOX, MOROCCAN MOUNTAINSIDE, BOOKSTORE, UNDER THE DESK WHILE TAKING NOTES IN CLASS, BACKSTAGE AT AN OPERA PERFORMANCE, SKI RESORT DURING A FAMILY VACATION, CHURCH, SCHOOL LIBRARY, ON THE METRO, PUBLIC BEACH, BOSS’S OFFICE, BACK SEAT OF FRIEND’S CAR (FRIENDS WERE IN CAR), DRIVING MY CAR, MALL BATHROOM WITH A FRIEND, TIMES SQUARE AT NIGHT, IN THE FOREST DURING A SOLO CAMPING TRIP, BACK PORCH OF NEIGHBOR HOUSE FOR SALE (REALTOR WAS INSIDE), WOODS, WHIRLPOOL (FRIEND IN WHIRLPOOL WAS UNAWARE), KITCHEN COUNTER, ORAL SURGEON’S OFFICE, LUMBER YARD, BOARDING SCHOOL DORMITORY, OUTSIDE HOUSE, PUBLIC BATHROOM ON CAMPING TRIP, MUSEUM BATHROOM, LOCKER ROOM, CAMPING IN THE WOODS WITH A FRIEND, ON A CANOE AT THE BEACH, MATH TEACHER’S CAR, THEATER DURING CLASS TRIP, SCHOOL GREENHOUSE, FUNERAL HOME, BOAT ON A LAKE, DRIVING ON THE INTERSTATE, SWIMMING POOL, DURING CLASS, PARK, SUBURBAN STREET, CAR, IN COURT, OPEN TOP BUS, MY FRONT YARD, PUBLIC BATHROOM, HOTEL LOBBY BATHROOM, IN THE HILLS WHILE ON A WALK, ENGLISH CLASS, IN THE CAR AT A STOP LIGHT, SHOPPING MALL, PUBLIC OUTDOOR RESTROOM, GAS STATION BATHROOM, SCHOOL NURSE’S OFFICE, CAR, ROOF OF A BANK, FRIEND’S HOUSE, PARKING GARAGE, MOTHER’S CAR, JACUZZI, CLASSROOM, PUBLIC BUS, HIGH SCHOOL LIBRARY, HIGH SCHOOL THEATER STAGE, DAD’S OFFICE, DORMITORY KITCHEN, BACKYARD, AT WORK, SCHOOL BUS, WHILE DRIVING, EUROPEAN HOSTEL LOUNGE, HOTEL SWIMMING POOL, FRIEND’S JACUZZI, CONCERT HALL, COMPUTER DESK, PUBLIC STREET FAIR, ELEVATOR, SOMEONE’S GARDEN ON A PAPER ROUND, THE BEACH, THE MIDDLE OF A UNIVERSITY CONCERT HALL STAGE, IN A FRIEND’S CAR WHILE THE FRIEND WAS DRIVING ACROSS THE DESERT, MY ROOF, A SLOUGH, ON AN AIRPLANE, HOTEL BALCONY, JACUZZI, THE GRAND CANYON, A FOREST, CHANGING ROOM AT SCHOOL, THE TOWN SWIMMING POOL, CHURCH BATHROOM, PARENTS CAR, AIRPLANE BATHROOM, RUINED CASTLE IN CORNWALL, RUINS OF THE TEMPLE OF POSEIDON IN GREECE, WOODS DURING A RUN, JET SKI ON A LAKE, DESK IN THE COLLEGE LIBRARY, UNDER DESK AT WORK, OUTDOOR SHOWER.
UPDATED ENTRIES 11.21.11 — IN THE CAR WITH YOUNGER BROTHER PRESENT (GOT BUSTED), WOODS, TANNING BOOTH, PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL SHOWERS, FRIENDS ROOM WHILE FRIEND WAS SLEEPING, ROOFTOP OF 8 STORY BUILDING, COLLEGE BATHROOM URINAL, IN CLASS, AIRPLANE, SANDBAR IN LAKE MICHIGAN, FRIEND’S BATHROOM, GYM SHOWER, CORNFIELD, PUBLIC SHOWERS, IN WOODS WITH FRIENDS, WHILE DRIVING, BACKYARD HAMMOCK, IN SCHOOL, PUBLIC BATHROOM AT CAMPGROUND, PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE, MOUNTAIN, PUBLIC SHOWER AT CAMPGROUND, CHANGING ROOM AT OLD NAVY, MOUNTAINTOP
UPDATED ENTRIES 11.26.11 — IN CLASS, WEIGHT ROOM, IN A BALLOON, PARENT’S BED, BASEBALL DUGOUT, HOTEL LOBBY, AIRPLANE, DISNEY WORLD, GAS STATION BATHROOM, WHILE TAKING A TEST, HOTEL BATHROOM, IN THE CAR WHILE PEOPLE WERE IN THE FRONT SEAT
UPDATED ENTRIES 12.03.11 — GYM LOCKER ROOM, IN A MOVIE WITH A JACKET OVER “IT” (BROTHER UNAWARE), AIRPLANE, STUDY HALL AT SCHOOL, DOCTOR’S OFFICE, LOCKER ROOM, CLIFF OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN, UNDER FRIEND’S BED (WHILE HE WAS ON IT), GARAGE, MEN’S RESTROOM AT WORK, BATHROOM AT DMV (BEFORE DRIVER’S TEST), IN AN RV, ON A TRAIN (WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CAR), SCHOOL BUS
How Far Would You Go?
Okay here we go. This falls under the category of one of those questions that can make guys squirm. Well, straight guys anyway. Here it is:
If, say, your best friend, or some other guy, wanted to do stuff with you, sexual stuff, and no one would ever know, no one would ever find out, it was completly safe, there was no chance of getting caught, and you were totally free to do whatever you wanted…HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO?
As we’ve discussed before, having thoughts, fantasies, and desires to have sex with another guy is a pretty common thing for guys of all sexualities…even straight guys. Having these thoughts and desires doesn’t necessarily mean you are gay. Even acting upon them doesn’t mean you’re gay. It’s just one of those things in the swirling mix of sexual thoughts and feelings that storm around inside most guys to one degree or another…whether or not a guy wants to admit it. In fact, if you look around at the other reports on this site and many of our polls, you’ll see that it’s not uncommon for straight guys to be at least thinking these things here and there.
There are guys who, of course, never have these thoughts and would never do anything with another guy for any reason. They find the whole idea…disgusting. There are guys who wouldn’t ordinarily do anything with another guy, but are open and breezy and hey it’s my best friend so why not kind of guys. There are guys who secretly think about it a lot, but would probably not ever do anything. There are guys who secretly yearn to experience what it’s like with another guy and would jump on the opportunity, but who are otherwise straight. And of course, there are gay guys, who would consider this a stupid question in the first place.
So what kind of guy are you? Dig deep. Be honest. This may be the only opportunity you’ll have to safely and anonymously get those secret thoughts out. Find the poll(s) below that most pertain to you and tell us: HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO? For real.
