Roomies — Intro and Part One, BROTHERS

It’s no secret that most guys masturbate. Whether it’s a little or a lot we all get the itch. In fact, according to recent surveys on this blog, the average amount our readers are doing it is about twice a day (that’s average…many do it more, many do it less). You don’t really need much to masturbate, just the urge, a penis, and a little privacy. Not a problem right? Well the urge part is easy, the penis part is easy, but what about the privacy part?

For most guys privacy means going off to your bedroom and shutting the door, indulging during a nice long shower, or wanking while nobody else is home. Not always so easy unless you live by yourself. Many of us live at home, have a large family, and/or share a room with a brother. If we don’t live at home we might have roommates, if we are away at school we might have dormmates, some of us are in the military and live in a barracks situation, and still more of us might be living in other circumstances that require roommates such as prison or rehab. And then there are those of us who are married or are living with a partner and we’d really rather not advertise the fact that we are masturbating.

So what do you do under those circumstances when you want to masturbate and need a little “alone time”? Many guys just go with the flow. They sneak what opportunities they can. They wait till the house is empty and seize the day. They hear their brother is going to be sleeping over at a freinds house and they go nuts in anticipation of the blissful privacy to come. They may sneak out of the room in the middle of the night to jerk it in the bathroom or they may be masters of covert masturbation and bust a nut quietly after waiting for everyone else to fall asleep.

Other guys confront the situation and take charge. They approach the problem in a business-like manner and negotiate terms of engagement with the other parties involved. They pretty much have a discussion with their roommate that goes something like: “Hey, I masturbate, you masturbate, we both like to masturbate. But, we share the same room, so how do you want to handle this. Should we just ask for some alone time when we need it and the other guy leaves for a while? Should we have a secret knock so we don’t walk in on anything embarrassing? Do you care at all and should we just go for it when we want to even if the other guy is in the room?” Terms and conditions are agreed upon, the agreement is made, and the jerking ensues.

Still other guys may be in situations where it just doesn’t matter. They share a room with someone who just doesn’t care or who joins in for the fun. I’m guessing this is rare, but it does exist.

Part One is on brothers, then we’ll take a look at some other typical roomie situations. So how do you handle the roommate situation? When you hear the call of the wild, how do you answer with your brother(s) around.