The Top 5 Secret Things All Guys Do (But Few Will Admit To) REVISITED

Here’s another look at one of our most popular and challenging (and revealing) posts. It’s a probing look at several of those secret “things” that all guys seem to do at some point in their lives, whether they want to admit to it or not. They’re those little private guy moments of self discovery and experimentation that just seem to pop into our minds. Little moments of satisfying a burning curiosity that pop up when nobody’s around and you have the house to yourslef. Doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or anything else, these are guy activities that for the most part, you’re probably not going to get many guys to admit to…but hey, think about yourself. You know you’ve done these haven’t you? What are we talking about? Well here are the Top 5 Secret Things That ALL Guys Do (But Few Will Admit To)…

1. MEASURING YOUR BONER. Okay, this one is pretty much a no brainer. Seems likes most every guy has a desire to know just how far his Johnson measures out. We kind of like having a benchmark to go by when others are bragging or we read one of those articles on Secret Guy Stuff about average sizes or sizes by country. This one is probably the one most guys will admit to doing, whether or not they reveal the honest results depends on the guy. The thing is, we just want to know where we stand (so to speak). Length seems to be the measurement we’re most curious about, although some guys go for the whole breakdown and measure girth and angle and curvature as well. I have heard several guys say they’ve never measured, never thought about it, and just don’t care, but this attitude is pretty suspicious…if you ask me.

2. TAKING A PIC OF YOURSELF NAKED. Hey all guys are porn stars in their minds. And what better way to gauge our porn potential and star quality than taking a few pictures or videos of ourselves naked and/or in action. Whether or not we save these pics, or whether or not we ever show them to anyone else depends again on the guy and his level of exhibitionism, but capturing ourselves on camera seems like something we just gotta try at some point.

3. TASTING YOUR STUFF. Day after day, night after night, we’ve been expelling our semen into tissues, socks, onto our stomachs and possibly our bedroom walls. But what is it LIKE?? How does it taste? Is it good? Is it nasty? If we’ve got a partner in the picture is he/she gonna puke or smile when this stuff crosses his/her palette? Seems like at some point every guy wants to know and takes the plunge and tastes his own semen. For some it’s no big deal, maybe it’s even the preferred method of post pud pulling clean up. For others it’s more heart pounding than sneaking you dad’s 50 year old scotch for the very first time.

4. SEEING IF YOU CAN BLOW YOURSELF. Here again, curiosity gets the best of us. I’ve got this joy stick I’m playing with. Will it reach? Could I get it in my mouth? What would that possibly feel like?? What would someone else taste if they did that? What is a BLOWJOB really like??? Well…one way to find out. Bend over as far as you can, mouth open, tongue reaching for the prize. Or throw your legs over your head and try it that way. It’s probably worth pointing out that very few guys can actually achieve the goal. Some can touch their tongues, but that’s as far as they get. Even if achieving Number 3 is a failure, however, it is still a useful procedure to achieve Number 2.

5. FINGER IN THE BUTT. You’ve heard about it. You’ve possibly seen it in movies. Friends talk about it. Buddies joke about it. Maybe you’ve heard of people you know doing it. Rumor has it that a finger (or other object) in the butt can feel mighty nice when you’re masturbating. I mean it makes sense, right? The entire area is alive with electricity and the anus is not any less of an erogenous zone than anywhere else in the neighborhood. But is that weird? Is that gross? Is it cool?? Well. One way to find out. This is probably the one most guys won’t ever admit to…at least not in public. For most guys, having other guys know that they’re poking themselves like that is a bit too much information to reveal.

So what about YOU? Have you done these things? Some? All? None? Got other Secret Things ALL Guys Do that we haven’t mentioned. Leave a comment with your thoughts. Take the polls and admit ANONYMOUSLY what you may not ever be able to admit to in front of the guys.