How Steve Jobs Changed The Landscape of Modern Masturbation

Little did Steve Jobs know. When he and his company were churning out those marvelous little technical innovations like the personal computer, the laptop, the iPhone and the iPad, I’m sure he was somewhat aware of the impact those products would have, or were going to have, on our lives. But, did he realize that he was also altering the landscape of masturbation as we know it?

Let me explain. You see, as you well know, masturbation is the end result of stimulus and arousal. We get turned on. We get horny. We masturbate. In addition, to facilitate the quality of the masturbatory experience, many guys make use of erotic images to fuel the masturbation session. In times past, our access to the things that either got us horny in the first place or helped us while jerking off, was pretty limited. Back in the day, guys had to rush off into the woods with a copy of the Sears catalog to spank it over the bra ads. Or maybe they stuck the latest issue of National Geographic under their shirt, hid under their covers and got busy while checking out the naked tribespeople of the world. Years later, some crazily fortunate guys had moms or wives who got the Victoria Secret catalog delivered to their home. And, of course there was dad’s secret Playboy stash, a muscle magazine under the mattress, or maybe even some forbidden gay porn mag hidden away in the attic.

And, then came the home computer…and the Internet…and the laptop…and the iPhone…and the iPad. Access to erotic imagery exploded. But, not only that, the portability of that access developed. Guys went from jumping on the family computer when everyone was out then running up to their room to bust a nut, to taking their cell phones to bed with them for a search, a chat, a boner and a wank. These days, guys can literally carry the world’s entire collection of erotic imagery in their front jeans pocket and keep it on vibrate.

The end result is that many guys have now gotten used to involving electronic devices in their masturbation routines. So, in a way, Steve Jobs had a lot to do with those wadded up tissues under your bed. Don’t get me wrong, Steve certainly didn’t invent masturbation or cause there to be any increase in its incidence. There still are, and always have been, and always will be, guys who utilize their imagination and minds to jack off as they will, where they will, when they will. The original portable computer will always be with us.

Okay. So what about you? Are you a device driven wanker or more of the mentalist? Take the polls and let’s see what you’re about…