Guys talking about inside guy stuff

What Would You Do If?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? (NUMBER 1)

SITUATION #1: Your buddy is sleeping over. You’re both asleep in the same bed. You slowly wake up to realize that you’re buddy has his hand in your pants and is feeling up your junk which is already semi hard from one of those night time boners. What would you do?

SITUATION #2: Your buddy wants to have a serious talk. He is upset and confides to you that he is very confused about his sexuality. He thinks he’s at the least very curious and might even be gay. He can’t get it off his mind. He asks if you’d be willing to experiment with him because he thinks maybe trying sex with someone would help him figure it out. He says you are the only one he can turn to and trust. What would you do?

SITUATION #3: You meet this one guy, possibly at work, possibly at school, maybe just in a club or bar. You hit it off and a friendship starts. You think this guy is pretty cool. He then tells you he is gay and that he is moving out of town in a couple weeks. He offers to have sex with you and promises no one would ever find out and he won’t ever tell. You know that if you did it, it would be just that once, you’d never see him again, and no one would ever know. What would you do?

 
 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? (NUMBER 2)

SITUATION #4: Your sitting on the couch with a guy friend watching porn. Maybe you’ve had a few beers. You’re both getting pretty horny. This porn is hot and you’re getting turned on. Your friend starts playing with himself and says he feels like masturbating and doesn’t know if he can hold off much longer. What would you do?

SITUATIONS #5: You’re talking to your girlfriend about your sex life…She says she knows this one bi guy and she would really love it if the three of you got together and had sex. She promises she’s not interested in this guy, she would just be really turned on seeing you with another guy. She wants to do this soon. What would you do?

SITUATION #6: You’ve been thinking a lot lately about possibly experimenting with another guy. You know this one guy who maybe, maybe might be open to it. But, you’re just not sure. You want to see if you can move things forward, but you’re really nervous about how to bring it up or what to do. You’d really like to know what he thinks. What would you do?

 
 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? (NUMBER 3)

SITUATION #7:  Your close friend has been in the hospital and now he’s back home. Unfortunately his arms and hands are totally immobilized by a cast and he’s got to keep that on for a while. You get to talking and he admits how badly he wants to masturbate, it’s been forever, but of course, he can’t with this cast on. He asks if you would “help him out”. What would you do?

SITUATION #8: Your having sex with your girlfriend. She says she has something she’s been wanting to try to spice things up a bit. She whips out a vibrator and says she wants to put it in your butt and see how you like it. She says she’s sure you’ll love the experience. What would you do?

SITUATION #9: You’re hanging out with a close friend, and the conversation turns to sex. You start sharing the experiences you’ve both had. Your buddy then asks you exactly how big you are, your size in inches. What would you do?

 
 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? (NUMBER 4)

SITUATION #10:  You’re on a road trip with your buddy. It’s getting really late and you’re both tired. Time to stop driving and call it a day. You pull into a roadside motel. You’re both short on money and get the cheapest room. There’s only one bed. What would you do?

SITUATION #11:  It’s your buddy’s birthday and he’s having you and a bunch of friends sleep over. Everyone is up late and the conversation turns to sex. You start talking about the size of your members and of course, there’s lots of bragging going around. Someone says “Okay, let’s all prove it. Let’s see who has the biggest boner.” The guys start whipping theirs out. What do you do?

SITUATION #12:  You’re on a camping trip with your buddy and you’re both sharing a tent. You’re both laying in your sleeping bags talking about girls and sex. The conversation turns to jerking off. You’re buddy says he doesn’t do it so much cause he really prefers having someone else do it. You don’t buy it. He suggests you both do each other a favor and “help each other out” by giving each other a hand job. Besides, no one’s ever going to find out. What do you do?

 
 

21 Responses

  1. RexWolfe

    (for Situation #10) Why the F#$% would you both sleep on the floor? there’s a bed isn’t there?

    August 17, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    • B Man

      Yeah, I thought the same thing. Get over it and get in the bed.

      October 29, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    • joey

      I know!! lol…just climb in and pretend hes not there lol

      December 26, 2011 at 4:32 PM

  2. Fantasyman

    #1-1: I’d cherish the opportunity to realize my urge to satisfy my recent Bi thoughts and have sex with the guy and go as far as he was willing to go.
    #3-7: I’d definetly help him out. It would satisfy my urge to touch another’s cock.
    I agree that men can have sex with one another without being gay. I am torn as to whether it would constitute adultery since I am married.

    August 21, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    • CrankYankr

      I believe it is only adultery if you swallow :)

      October 13, 2011 at 3:01 PM

  3. Fantasyman

    ONE WAY OR ANOTHER WITH A WILLING PARTNER, I’D TRY TO REALIZE MY BI CURIOUSNESS.

    August 22, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    • Will

      I agree…go for it! I did and loved it.

      December 2, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    • marc

      My perception on men changed the day I saw this well toned guy naked in the shower at gym. I tried too suppress these thoughts until I started looking at nude male model pics and masturbated too them. I didn’t want to act on my fantasies as I could not (still can’t) stand gay porn. Things started to get out of control and I could not control it anymore and decided to meet with a guy recently. We had sex and now I can’t stop and want more. It feels gr8!!

      March 25, 2012 at 3:30 PM

  4. dani

    this is soo great

    September 4, 2011 at 1:28 AM

  5. Josh

    So many of those situations I’ve been in already and found out much about myself. Like that I’m bi, for instance. I think it makes the sex hotter when it’s an uncertain situation or unexpected. Just go with the moment, live Life to the fullest, enjoy being man.

    November 16, 2011 at 7:11 AM

  6. mrsboyd

    these can’t honestly be real..do guys really do the things in these polls? this makes me think differently of men lol

    November 23, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    • Ac58

      I don’t think this blog was intended for mrs Boyd. I believe it’s a guy blog.

      May 24, 2012 at 2:24 AM

  7. someone

    here one more quation what would you do?
    you and your 2 friends are trapet in mexico. everyone is married and only 1 of them has sometimes blowjobs by mean. they want to cum in someones mounth. would you do it for them?

    December 26, 2011 at 4:15 PM

  8. you'd say no if it were me =P

    Haha! I’m bi so I gave all the gay ones a yes! But if this friend was fat and hairy and had really bad hygiene I’d have to say no =P I may like girls and guys but I still have standards =)

    December 29, 2011 at 3:06 AM

  9. hi

    i love jacking off with buddys

    January 6, 2012 at 11:36 PM

  10. kelan

    all of the situations above have never happened to me….but i would like them to….

    February 14, 2012 at 6:09 PM

  11. Noa

    I find this website has no interesting questions for a completely straight guy and maybe is a little too ‘influential’ to someone who is not confident in their orientation.

    February 14, 2012 at 10:30 PM

    • I’m really glad someone agrees with me…I’m straight but do most guys do this crap?

      March 6, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    • Thomas

      i agree.

      April 3, 2012 at 9:08 AM

  12. Yes, most guys do, deem me manipulative, what have you, But, I have never met a guy I couldn’t turn bi, not out of emotional manipulation, it was just something that happened, I’ve cuddle with friends, yes cuddle, masturbated around friends and had sex with them, male friends, but male bonding is one thing, when a platonic relation turns into intimacy, things get convoluted, presumptions, intent, and casualness get distorted out of fear of intimacy, it’s weird. I used to think maybe it was just me, intimacy issues, what have you, but, no, guys are innately intimated by intimacy, like it’ll undermine their rationale! lol, their reasoning. But know that this is common, and I’ve had sex with guys and have gotten those stares by straight men, not to presume anguish or agony or despair either, know that there is turmoil, emotional turmoil that comes with being with a guy who deems himself “straight” or “experimental”, only to have you cuddle with him later on the day, beautiful thing, But, don’t repress it. Be open, be liberated, wise, don’t conglomerate all feminine traits to masculinity, their different expressions. I know that men feel like, it’s taboo, what have you but, know that these are social constructs, designed to procreate, there are and have been societies, tribes, and civilizations that have had homosexuality an open thing, and homoeroticism. Which is the intimacy, sex being the homosexuality, homoeroticism being the intimate factors. I know this website wants to down play the idea of guys on guys? Desensitize the awkwardness and the intimacy that comes of it, but know that this is something innate in all men, I’ve never never met a guy who did not have that sexual attraction or chemistry. Once again, not to suggest emotional manipulation or tampering of rationale IT JUST HAPPENS.

    It’s not a restrainment of sexual hormones, not a rebellion against patriarchical bylaws, lol, it’s mutual, beautiful.

    And I’m incredibly androgynous, I’ve emasculated men just by my presence, Not to gloat, it’s actually depressing the spites I get, and the playful comments of “man up” when I think to myself, this guy has a castration complex and is telling me to man up, ? Cool bro, . So know this, intimacy with a man is something natural, comes in a variations of forms, and the byproduct of intimacy, male bonding, is often sex, but it’s kept behind closed doors and in the closet. Pun intended. Be free, be yourself, chances are? Your boy, your friend, your dude, what have you, has thought the same and is willing to try it. It’s upto you ultimately to engage or suppress. period.,

    I’ll be waiting. You could add me on facebook.
    I’m a sensible, rational but unconventional intellect, philosopher, one, what have you. If you have questions feel free to ask, I’ve gone through the good the bad and ugly. And there is more ugliness to this whole fucken MASCULINE Dude, bro, man type mentality, it’s hideous. And having “guy” (s) downplay it, won’t help.

    With humility,
    Adrian

    But I am a guy, just the vowel in the middle of guy? is switched with another vowel, you guessed it!

    Guy’s will downplay and desensitize the awkwardness of having sex cause they wanna have sex, the rest is all games. Embrace the intimacy, I’m tellin you, or you’ll turn out like your fathers… lol

    March 16, 2012 at 2:18 AM

  13. Max

    I really, really, really, REALLY, want to do number 6 has anyone else done that?

    April 22, 2012 at 11:22 PM

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